CALL THE POLICE!! ALERT THE PRESS!!! SOUND THE ALARMS!!!!

I am going running tommorrow. whee.

with princess and maria cause we've signed up for the MILK run (oh! the irony.) and planning to sign up for the SHAPE run which i retardedly thought it'll be in planet fitness and was screwing with my mind trying to fit hundreds of women in the damn place. yeah, so dear princess and maria, let's go sign up for the SHAPE run. hahs. no worries elaine. ^^

oh, my brother is damn funny. see, we bought a new fridge while he was stuck in the army. today he came home and suddenly shouted "COME COME!!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED!!!" so me and the bro's girl came rushing out.....to see the new fridge. -_-" it was pretty entertaining. hahs.

today was amusing. cause after walking around queensway, maria jun had to go to ntu to hand up her application form thingy. was to lazy to accompany (XP) her so took the map and instructed her how to get there before trotting off home. so there was i being cheesy and aunty by watching "The Return of Condor Heros (95)" on chan 55 when i recieved a msg from maria which went, "I'm lost...". i immediatly burst out laughing for a good minute before calling her to burst out laughing again.

right i shall go pack my stuff now cause we're meeting at a disgusting time of 8.30am curtesy of her majesty, and hell will freeze over the day i'm mentally awake at 8.30am. whee.

my mum is convinced i have a boyfriend.

i think my dad is suspicious that i cut myself. cause i have a cut on my arm and being that i honestly don't know how it got there, i just gave some lameass excuse...

dad: !!! what happened to your arm?!?

me: eh? i don't know...it just kind of appeared. like i woke up and i was like 'ouch'... hehs.

dad: *suspicious look in eyes* hmm.

yeah, so being the weird sheep of the family, my mental stability is already being questioned. so if my mum and dad come together and add it up....

would they make me see a shrink? *snort* that'll be amusing.

ousted.

i feel like i've been left high and dry. or snubbed off into a corner.


some stupid china lady thought i was a waitress at ivins ivins today when my family + my dasao-tobe went for lunch. i glared at her and stomped away. i'm not wearing the ridiculous bathik green shirt yaknow. stupid china lady.

there was a garfield look-a-like contest at lot1 today. i have never seen so many fat orange/brown cats in one place. XD all of them looked so cuddlely!!!! and pretty annoyed about being handled and shown next to the garfield picture. XD

well, after that i was still waiting for mh, so i trotted of to the library.

sans the annoying circumstance with my library card, i love the library. there's plenty of interesting books to browse around. like kitty books XD. and starwars art books, and cooking books etc. i can just sit there and flip through piles of books, listening to my mp3 and and enjoy a certain amount of peace...till some kids comes along, running and screaming at the top of their voices. but that's the best part.

why?

cause the prissy librarians start 'SHHHH'-ing them really fiercely and the kids look terrified and the stupid parents (who usually spoil their kids silly) can't defend their kids and can only sheepishly drag their kids away.
i feel happy. =)

anyways, me and mh went off to cityhall to hand in the registration form and fee of the nusart's camp. =) i'm pretty excited about it. anyone else going, contact me. =)we walked around raffles place, the basement has been renovated and extended. oh my, we spent a couple of hours just walking around. there's so many quaint shops and so many things to see. there's also this japanese stationary shop which got our hands itching to buy everything we saw!! we were oooh-ing and ahhh-ing over everything!! then we went to skin-food (DIE MISHA!!!) to walk around, with no intension of buying anything. but good service and mutal coaxing led us to indugle in some retail theraphy. abeit too much infact. =X i'm officially broke now. urgh.

i was watching csi that day. the murderer was someone who suffered from an mental illness which cause him to get an irresistale urge to write things down. well, i semi have this condition now. i have the strongest urge to type on and on and on furiously on my lappy in my blog.

problem is i have no content, no meat, my muse has died so i can't even pretend to be a pathological liar. even more strangely, nothing is pissing me off, nothing is getting me fired up enough to rant and rant for two pages. absolutely nothing. my mind is drawing blanks here.

this is weird. i've nothing to mull about.

under strict orders (via the taggy tag board) of her highness, esteemed princess jia, i am here to update mah blog. whee.

hit siloso beach with her highness and jun today. very very very fun. we went fully prepared, as in beach towel, things to change in...the works. i can't tell you how good it feels to shower after sun-tanning. in the sand. we have a love hate relationship with the sand. XD. today was hot hot hot! sadly, there were hardly any hot guys for us to blatantly ogle at.

there were however many tweens wearing bikinis, not much to hold up tho, with full faces of make up, seriously? skin as smooth as that and you pile on the foundation? for? meh. it's not like you're having an outbreak of pimples(which i strongly advise agasint thick makeup anyway) or full faces of wrinkles. seriously, i don't get it. true enough i'll rather buy a cd than spend my money on buying makeup, but SERIOUSLY. you're like 14 tops. do you really really need to pile on the makeup? and no, you're not developed enough to pull off a bikini. wait a year or two. puberty will kick in. i promise. honestly.

of course, the pressence of tweens didn't dampen our spirits, if anything, it gave us plenty to gossip and bitch about. there's just something about lying down on a beach towel, talking to each other from under floppy hats. it makes one very happy. =)

anyways, being the weaklings we are, we ran off when it reached 1plus. (seriously, a lovehate relationship with the sand AND sun) trotted off the chinatown. why? first off, the place isn't crawling with tweens in their micromini skirts and pink tees. second, the stuff there are much cheaper. like seriously, cheaper. third you get great deals and there's plenty to browse around. fourth, they have soyabean ice cream which kicks the socks out of any other kind of ice cream. =). ergo, chinatown is our new hangout spot. which is sweet. =)

so it wasn't a productive day. it was a usual bitch and bum session with the girls. but it was a hell lot of fun. =)

who knew baking could be so energy sapping?

spent the afternoon baking cookies at fidz's house. we were like damn bushed when we finished!! was ready to plop onto her bed and fall asleep. only we had to meet mh for dinner. >.< tired!!!!!

jia is back from the land of the rising.....hello kitty. will be hitting the beach with jun in tow, well prepared and ready to bum around. i can't wait. =)

i saw ray charles on 'the nanny' he was the boyfriend or someting to yetta. XD very funny, and the song he sang at the end was meant to be funny, but oh so sweet!!!

went to fidz's house on tues. she cooked me lunch!! it was pretty good, some kind of pesto pasta....which although tasted pretty good, has no asthetic value at all. it was a dirty green in colour. blame the pesto souce. but still, tasty. after i came back from tuitioning we did baking. we baked cookies!!! they turned out pretty good!!!! strong in flavour with plenty of chocolate chips. hehs.

yesterday i met jun and went down to ms tay's house. yep, css ex-principal. anyways, due to an annoying bus driver and the inability to comunicate with her maid....we kinda wasted alot of time waiting infront of clementi's ntuc. neeways, we ended up savagely devouring kfc to pacify ourselves as we waited for tp. meeh.

had plans to go to town...but by the time tp came and ate finished, it was like 3? goodness, instead of tp teaching jun to be on time, she has actually influenced HIM to be late. the power of xiaojun's sloth. XP so we ended up walking around jp and impromptu-ly decided to watch a movie.

CARS was pretty awesome. it's a tried and tested formula, with cliche potlines and cheesy music. BUT it still is so damn nice to watch!!!! it's hilarious and makes you feel happy just watching it!!! the attention to detail was pretty damn awesome too. like the flies in the movie were itsy bitsy VW beetle cars with wings. XD oh, and i am so in love with cute little guido. hehs

let me tell you a story.

one fine day, three girls (jun, fidz and me) went down to bugis. we had great fun shopping and wandering around arab street, bugis street and og. feeling tired we decided to head back to bugis junction, where jun decided to visit 'tha face shop'. so we happily trotted off and giggled and cooed like fourteen year olds. seeing as misha was next door, we decided to head to misha..

..where we met a fucking loser.

this fucking loser works there. is male. is damn short(think shorter than fidz). has little hair. wears an old washed out misha tee.

see, we were happily chatting and looking at the makeup and fucking loser was on the phone. when we reached the eyeliner section, fucking loser had crept up across us. fucking loser seemed to assume we didn't notice him. fucking loser, being fucking loser was wrong, we did, being normal we just didn't find anything weird.so, being girls we were trying out the testers and looking at stuff.

fucking loser was there when i picked up the liquid eyeliner and stared at it.
fucking loser was there when i OPENED it with a GENTLE FLICK and looked at it.
fucking loser was there when i closed it and put it back.
fucking loser was there when i asked jun if liquid was easier to use rather than pencil.
fucking loser was there when jun said not sure.
fucking loser was there when i OPENED it AGAIN with a GENTLE FLICK and passed it to jun.
fucking loser was there when jun meticulously drew a small line on her hand.
fucking loser was there when me and jun discussed the liquid eyeliner.
fucking loser was there when jun closed it and was about to put it back.

fucking loser chose this particular time to pounce on us and say we had to pay for it since we had opened one which was not a tester.

FUCK OFF. you had so much time to tell us it wasn't a tester. from the moment i picked it up and flicked it open. YOU WERE THERE. watching us.

do you think i'm five? do you think i did not notice you sticking the misha sticker on more tightly when you took it from me and twisting it more tightly so i couldn't open it after that?!?! are you that retarted to argue that i can't open it now means i could just now. are you that pathetic to think three girls would not fight back from being accused of something that was obviously not our fault?

do you think we're dumb? do think that i don't realise that SOMEONE has opened the damn eyeliner before? do you think that i don't know the reason you were standing there waiting for us to use it was to push the blame to us?

do i look like i'm missing a brain? do you think i wouldn't have noticed your dirty sneaky plan? for god's sake, i'm not sure i can even call it sneaky. IT WAS A BLATANT LIE. you're trying to LIE to my face. seriously. obviously someone had opened it before. there was only a tiny misha sticker which is obviously 're-pasted' on. it was not sealed like the others. do you think i'm clueless about what's going on around me? honestly, you take people for such fools?

this is the kind of service you're providing?? using dirty tricks to get a pityful $8.90 liquid eyeliner sold?!?! SERIOUSLY?!

ahem. facing strong objection from the 3 of us and beening so obviously wrong. he backed off saying 'forget it'. and we stormed out complaining about bad service.

jun: *cringe* i honestly think he got his job by sleeping with the boss.
fidz: yeah.
me: yeah right. as if that freak can satisfy anyone.
jun fidz: hahahs.
me: honestly! rantrantrantrantrantrant....

do not take me as a fool.

today i went to the library. why?

i'm tired of standing infront of magazine racks have mindless internal debates like "is it worth paying 7bucks for herworld?"(no) or "should i buy FIRST because of the super tempting pirates poster(think johnny depp) even tho the frontpage is a super tacky superman?". i decided my brain needed some sort of intellectual stimuli. something with more words than pages.

so i trotted down to the library and started browsing around, finally deciding on 2 books i would never have touched with a 3m pole; 'The Mahathir Legacy' and 'The tiny red dot'. The first being (i believe) somewhat pro-Mahathir and the other pro-MFA. satisfied with them, i went to check them out.

only i couldn't. appearantly my number wasn't regconise. this i believe is because of my refusal to pay a fine for a book i did not borrow. i had lost my wallet before, had reported it's theft to the police and even went to the library and told them. be noooooooo, appearantly the damn theif could still borrow books. AND did not return it. so i'm left with a hefty fine i refuse to pay.

BAAH. i can always buy those books anyway. hmmfp.

SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
MAY'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


well, at least by 10pm tonight. =)

today i wished that i was asexual.

i was on the bus home, when some boys boarded. i'm assuming they're at least around my age since one was wearing "varsity life!!!" shirt and they looked pretty damn old. at first they were just obnoxious guys, being noisy. noisy i can handle. but then they started playing some kind of hide-n-seek-tag game. on the damn bus. later, at the interchange, together they made those exaggerated actions letting me get of the bus first laughing and whistling.

i'm sorry, i'm attracted to creatures who act like that?!?!
i should just give up on boys. turn asexual.


take a listen to this:

I remember when,
I remember I remember when i lost my mind,
There was something so pleasant about that phaze
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
(Mmmmm Mmmmmm)

And when your out there,
Without care,
I was out of touch,
but it wasn't because I didn't know enough,
I just knew too much,
(Mmmm..)

[Chorus 1]
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
probably.........

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
well think twice,
that's my only advice,
(Mmmm..)
C'mon now, who do you,
who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?
ha-ha-ha
bless your soul,
you really think your in control,
Well....

[Chorus 2]
I think your craaaaazy,
I think your craaaaazy,
I think your craaaaazy,
Just like me.....

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
and all i remember
is thinking,
I wanna be like them,
(Mmmm hmmmmm)
'N ever since i was little,
ever since i was little, it looked like fun,
and it's no coincidence I've come,
and i can die when I'm done,

[Chorus 3]
But baby I'm craaaaaazy,
maybe your craaaaazy,
baby we're craaaaazy,
probably,
(hmmmm arrrrr......... ooh-hoooo)


gnarles barkley, crazy

what is heaven?
heaven is bumming around, it's having a warm sea breeze blow by as you lay under the shade of tall palm trees.
heaven is doing whatever you want, whenever you want, like impromptu eating of baking chocolate chips and warm cereal.
heaven is baking under the sun, squeezed on a small bright yellow and orange mat and having to listen to jun's ridiculous humming.
heaven is chatting about anything which springs into mind...just because, it's about people watching and exchanging secret smiles.
heaven is helping a friend get fired up, letting her know she can do anything she wants, that nus/ntu isn't the only route.
heaven is being tired and sunburnt and having spent a whole day doing nothing with pals.

what more can a girl ask?

and now i trot off to meet jun for a romp around chinatown. =)