dear tutee number one,

you are great. you do work and listen. it would be nice if you actually remember what i teach you. it would be nicer if you remember after i've taught you the same thing every lesson continuosly. it would also be nice if you stopped handing up blank questions. it would also be in your dog's health interest if it would stop pawwing me with its suspiciously long nails. and yes. i can tell when you rush through your homework.

sincerely, your scratched tutor.

dear tutee number two,

it is weird that you love doing my work...or any work for that matter. but nevermind, i don't mind the fact you give yourself homework. i do mind that you handwritting is as legible as a baby's scrawling. i do mind that you refuse to speak up and instead nod your head so slightly i have to wonder if you're nodding or have a head twitch that works up everytime i ask you; "understand?".

sincerely, your confused tutor.

dear tutee number three,

i understand our age difference is about 5years. thus we can be all pally-pally and friendly and chitchatty. however I AM YOUR FREAKING TUTOR. the very least i deserve that respect. so it would be less insulting if you did your freaking work when i say so. the fact that you are damn lazy to write is probably a legitimate excuse, but it's also the DUMBEST EXCUSE ever. it's freaking english. you have to write damnit.

sincerely, your very pissed tutor.