let me tell you a story.

one fine day, three girls (jun, fidz and me) went down to bugis. we had great fun shopping and wandering around arab street, bugis street and og. feeling tired we decided to head back to bugis junction, where jun decided to visit 'tha face shop'. so we happily trotted off and giggled and cooed like fourteen year olds. seeing as misha was next door, we decided to head to misha..

..where we met a fucking loser.

this fucking loser works there. is male. is damn short(think shorter than fidz). has little hair. wears an old washed out misha tee.

see, we were happily chatting and looking at the makeup and fucking loser was on the phone. when we reached the eyeliner section, fucking loser had crept up across us. fucking loser seemed to assume we didn't notice him. fucking loser, being fucking loser was wrong, we did, being normal we just didn't find anything weird.so, being girls we were trying out the testers and looking at stuff.

fucking loser was there when i picked up the liquid eyeliner and stared at it.
fucking loser was there when i OPENED it with a GENTLE FLICK and looked at it.
fucking loser was there when i closed it and put it back.
fucking loser was there when i asked jun if liquid was easier to use rather than pencil.
fucking loser was there when jun said not sure.
fucking loser was there when i OPENED it AGAIN with a GENTLE FLICK and passed it to jun.
fucking loser was there when jun meticulously drew a small line on her hand.
fucking loser was there when me and jun discussed the liquid eyeliner.
fucking loser was there when jun closed it and was about to put it back.

fucking loser chose this particular time to pounce on us and say we had to pay for it since we had opened one which was not a tester.

FUCK OFF. you had so much time to tell us it wasn't a tester. from the moment i picked it up and flicked it open. YOU WERE THERE. watching us.

do you think i'm five? do you think i did not notice you sticking the misha sticker on more tightly when you took it from me and twisting it more tightly so i couldn't open it after that?!?! are you that retarted to argue that i can't open it now means i could just now. are you that pathetic to think three girls would not fight back from being accused of something that was obviously not our fault?

do you think we're dumb? do think that i don't realise that SOMEONE has opened the damn eyeliner before? do you think that i don't know the reason you were standing there waiting for us to use it was to push the blame to us?

do i look like i'm missing a brain? do you think i wouldn't have noticed your dirty sneaky plan? for god's sake, i'm not sure i can even call it sneaky. IT WAS A BLATANT LIE. you're trying to LIE to my face. seriously. obviously someone had opened it before. there was only a tiny misha sticker which is obviously 're-pasted' on. it was not sealed like the others. do you think i'm clueless about what's going on around me? honestly, you take people for such fools?

this is the kind of service you're providing?? using dirty tricks to get a pityful $8.90 liquid eyeliner sold?!?! SERIOUSLY?!

ahem. facing strong objection from the 3 of us and beening so obviously wrong. he backed off saying 'forget it'. and we stormed out complaining about bad service.

jun: *cringe* i honestly think he got his job by sleeping with the boss.
fidz: yeah.
me: yeah right. as if that freak can satisfy anyone.
jun fidz: hahahs.
me: honestly! rantrantrantrantrantrant....

do not take me as a fool.